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I have some cool crap for sale. Long live crapitalism!
Listed below are some of my favorite, original, righteous sayings, as well as a few favorite quotes from other like-minds.
NOW AVAILABLE My cat is smarter than your dogma. Money is the w00t of all evil.
I'm so green
I'll try to be less unkind full contact chess COMING VERY SOON
Cooking is like Love.
Love is like cooking.
I have opinions.
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On the web, men are pigs. Mmmmm. Sugar sure tastes good. Mmmmm. Fat sure tastes good. Bn vwls. Bring back vowels.
It appears to be broken.
Touch my red stapler:
Open the damned podbay doors HAL
Gluten-freedom's just another word for
I am not mean.
Don't be an idiot.
You don't have to be a complete failure.
Language is the dress of thought. Wipe your feet. Or take them off.
The straight poop.
I love poetry.
Eat the rich.
You may now begin.
I'm in IT. Darwin Award Semi-Finalist I recycle my phlegm.
Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Yes! We have no bananas. Activity! Stare at this dot. Long live crapitalism.
I love buying crap.
I love selling crap.
Nothing beats the perfect word.
Nothing beats a great cup of coffee.
Nothing beats a great espresso.
Nothing beats a great latté.
Nothing beats a glazed doughnut.
Nothing beats a great beer.
Nothing beats a nice glass of gin.
Nothing beats a perfect sandwich.
Sometimes I swear people have no brains.
Sometimes I swear my kids have no brains.
Sometimes I swear my spouse has no brains.
Sometimes I swear the boss has no brains.
In some ways, I don't care.
In some ways, I don't like you.
In some ways, I think you're stupid.
I have an arrangement with God.
I have an arrangement with God.
I have an arrangement with God.
I have an arrangement with God.
I have an arrangement with God.
I have an arrangement with God.
I have an arrangement with God. |
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