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Well? Don't you think? Or don't you?

My irritable bowel syndrome is caused by…
Chatty, deathly boring neighbors0%
Talkative co-workers who won’t shut up0%
Caffeinated, intrusive transit passengers0%
Overly chipper, vapid news presenters0%

Cowboys say “Yippee-aye-ay” because…
No one is around to hear them0%
It frightens off the varmints0%
They love what they do, and do what they love0%
Their chaps are wayyy too tight0%