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My gut says conspiracy. Or maybe that's the green chile.




Oprah, takes flack   Roberta, is Flack



David Carson, knows jack   Jack Nicholson, is Jack



Anderson Cooper, reporter   Bill Maher, retorter



Frank Zappa, curtly musican   Kurt Vonnegut, frank novelist



Sam Neil, actor   Nick Negroponte, activist



Evelyn Glennie, deaf musician   Kate Bush, deft musician



David Letterman, works in comedy   Pat Leahy, also works in comedy



Don Imus, talked self into job   Ima Dumass, talked self out of job



Roy Clark, superstar musician   Itzhak Perlman, musical superstar



David Brancaccio, seen on PBS   James Spader, seen on ABC



Jeff Tweedy, works nights   Martin Freeman, works days



Paul Reiser, funny guy   Funny guy Alan Arkin



Patrick Pentland, Rocker   Joey Greco, Stalker



Steve Jobs, Podcaster   Tucker Carlson, Broadcaster



Cheney doppelganger 014   Cheney doppelganger 023



Danny Bonaduce, former bird   Larry Ellison, likes to shoot bird



Andy Summers, musician   Musician Peter Gabriel



Sir Bob Geldof   Sire Bill Clinton