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Nothing beats the perfect word. Unless it's four of them.


Combine words from the four columns below to create a wilting, verbal shred with which you can address or describe bosses, co-workers, ex-spouses and, of course, elected officials.

I've arranged the contents of each column in alphabetical order for those of you who, like me, absolutely adore alliterative assaults.

Thanks to ongoing political warfare and nonstop reports of breathtaking corruption and greed, this section is expected to post double-digit growth in the next quarter.


Adjective A Adjective B Adjective C Target Noun


abysmal
amateur
anemic
appalling
argumentative
babbling
back-stabbing
boring
bown-nosing
bucktoothed
bumbling
cheesy
comatose
confused
contemptible
cowardly
deceitful
devious
desperate
disreputable
disturbing
dolorous
dull
egotistical
enervated
falsehearted
fat
feeble
foolish
foul
frumpy
ghastly
gibbering
gutless
haggard
haughty
hebetudinous
idiotic
idle
ignorant
inane
incompetent
insincere
irrational
irrelevant
lackluster
lazy
lifeless
limp
ludicrous
lumbering
meaningless
mediocre
myopic
oafish
obtuse
pandering
pathetic
perverted
petty
phony
puerile
puffy
puny
repellant
sad
scrawny
screeching
selfish
self-seeking
sleazy
slithering
small
sneaky
spineless
spiteful
stubby
tacky
tedious
uncoordinated
unethical
unimaginative
unpleasant
unscrupulous
vapid
weak
wimpy
witless
wobbling
worthless
wretched


abhorrent
abominable
absurd
atrocious
back-biting
beady-eyed
bedraggled
bloated
blockheaded
boring
broken
cantankerous
chattering
crabby
detestable
dingy
disagreeable
disgusting
dowdy
drab
drooling
enormous
fatuous
fetid
filthy
flaccid
fragile
fraudulent
gelatinous
grimy
hairy
hideous
horrid
imbecilic
insolent
incontinent
insensate
lecherous
loathesome
lying
messy
mindless
nauseating
obese
obesolete
odorous
pasty
paunchy
petulant
pitiable
preposterous
priggish
putrid
rank
revolting
rotund
rueful
second-rate
sedentary
self-centered
shrill
slimy
slipshod
slobbering
sloppy
slovenly
slow
smelly
snobbish
sordid
sputtering
subservient
stinky
stupid
sweaty
swollen
tasteless
thick
tottering
twitching
ugly
unkempt
unrefined
unreliable
unrepentant
unsightly
untidy
vacuous
weedy
whimpering


annoying
apathetic
attention-starved
awkward
blubbering
bothersome
brain-dead
colossal
corpulent
cranky
cruel
dense
dim-witted
disrespectful
dowdy
dreary
driveling
dumpy
drug-addled
enormous
errant
flabby
flatulent
frightful
frumpy
good-for-nothing
gravy-sucking
greasy
griping
hapless
helpless
heavyset
ill-mannered
indolent
impertinent
insidious
insignificant
insipid
irascible
laughable
lethargic
lifeless
loud-mouthed
lukewarm
mamby-pamby
mean
miserable
moaning
monotonous
nasty
obnoxious
odious
oily
passé
pencil-necked
petulant
pompous
raunchy
reeking
repugnant
repulsive
shiftless
slippery
slothful
sluggish
sneaky
snotty
splotchy
stodgy
stomach-turning
stuperous
surly
talentless
temperamental
testy
torpid
two-faced
unexciting
unintelligible
unprofessional
unsophisticated
untalented
useless
vacant
vicious
vile
washed-up
wearisome
whining
wicked
wishy-washy
wordy


also ran
ape
airhead
ass clown
ass hat
baboon
barf bag
bed pan
bilge pump
bimbo
Blagojevich
blowhard
boil
bonehead
bozo
butthead
canker
catastrophe
cesspool
chump
clown
cockroach
cow
coward
cretin
crook
crony
crow
degenerate
dirt clod
dolt
dope
dork
dud
dufus
dunce
dweeb
failure
flop
fool
gadfly
garbage dump
gasbag
goober
greasepan
hack
hairball
half-wit
has-been
hosehead
hypocrite
idiot
imbecile
insect
ingrate
jerk
joke
lackey
lap dog
leach
liar
loser
louse
lowlife
meathead
monkey
moron
neanderthal
nincompoop
ninny
noob
nosebleed
nosewipe
nubcake
ogre
pansy
patsy
pawn
pig
pimple
pinhead
poser
prima donna
puke
quitter
reject
robot
rodent
rookie
screw-up
scum
shrew
simpleton
sissy
slacker
sleazebag
slob
slug
spaz
stooge
stump
sucker
toad
tosser
turd
twit
washout
wannabe
waterboy
weakling
weasel
windbag
worm
yahoo
zero
zit
zombie